Posted by: commissioner | September 3, 2009

Usama Young Skips Court, Commits 20 Point PQE

speedingUsama Young got pulled over for speeding, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling bench warrants.  Seems Mr. Young failed to appear in court on a previous charge (for parking illegally), so the officer that stopped him for speeding had no choice but to arrest him.

Poor guy.  All we read is “Usama Young Arrested,” but it’s for, like, two of the most harmless things an NFL player can get in trouble for… speeding and parking illegally.  I mean, it’s not like he was out drunk driving and running over people.

Anyway, in Fantasy UnSports Land… this offense is worth 20 points–or rather… it would be if our season had already started.  It starts Sunday, September 6th, by the way.

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