Any day now a couple NFL players are going to earn points for their fantasy unsports squad–or, rather, they would if the season was already started.
Plaxico Burress is before a grand jury today on his gun charges. Conventional wisdom says he’s going to end up with some sort of jail time sentence, which would earn a whopping 40 points.
Over on the other coast, new draft pick Michael Crabtree of the 49ers is holding out. He wants a lot of money, which is rare for a professional athlete. He earns 20 points if he’s not in camp on the first day. If he holds out past the regular season’s start, which is unlikely, it’ll be 30.