Posted by: commissioner | July 13, 2009

Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson Break Up, Nations Mourn

romoIs it just me, or has the headline “Tony Romo & Jessica Simpson Break Up” been long overdue for about 18 months now?

At any rate… Barbie & Ken have called it quits, and if our season had started already (and you had Romo on your Fantasy Unsports roster), you’d be 15 points closer to victory.

And while all five Jessica Simpson fans are now battling serious depression… Tony Romo fans are probably doing cartwheels.

Who will be the next NFL player to make news via a breakup?  Will he be on your roster?


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