Posted by: commissioner | July 13, 2009

Antonio Cromartie Blames Kids, Scores You 20

cromartieIf Antonio Cromartie’s play last season was less than impressive to you, he’d like you to know it’s all his kids’ fault.  All seven of them… and their various mothers.

Here’s a quote:

“Last year my head wasn’t in there,” Cromartie said. “I was dealing with my kids and their moms. It had my mind somewhere else.”

Well, yes… with seven kids in five states, and five paternity suits… I think that would indeed count as an official “distraction.”  Sadly, for Cromartie, it’s a distraction that is entirely within his own control.  To stay focused this year, he just needs to buy some condoms.  If he does that… I predict 15 interceptions!

Oh, and blaming your family for your poor play?  That’s 20 points.

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